left widnes by mutual consent...

could be a good move for us. would give us a bit extra out of acting half

we need another hooker like wayne rooney does.

Good player but a ticking time bomb that one.

what's he done. i've heard nothing, but it's clear he's been sacked.

Hooker=don't need.
Trouble=don't need.

The player yes but the person no. How many of them have we had over the past few years?

A contract until the end of the season could be worth a punt

Not needed, we are well covered at hooker and half back.

No thanks.

We don't need this type of distraction. We haven'y given Andy Ellis a fair crack of the whip yet.
He has a gut, doesn't look fit, all the clubs he has had cannot be wrong.
WIDE BERTH

Likes to:DRUNK: too much and run away from coppers in his undies

he can join the rest of our 5 hookers

get his mate Micky Rourke to do a remake of 'this sporting life' now in colour and with cover!