The scrote who decided to run a key down the side of my car. I parked on the irish Club car park. There was no Wigan stuff on site, so I can only think that they watched us go into the club before "having fun"

Wankers.

shame they didnt get a fork lift and dump it in a skip !!!

And your sure this was a Wire fan because.........

On behalf of all decent Warringtonians I apologise profusely and hope it doesn't put you off visiting our town and ground in future.

Actually, scrap that, I couldn't care less.

ARF!

This is uncalled for, sorry to hear that Rogues, is there no CCTV on site?

Awww, my wugby team wost so I av to say sumfin nasty bout those orrible warrington fans.

Hope it's okay really.

I certainly don't condone that sort of thing at all, it's disgraceful Roques.

But, are you sure you didn't do it with your zimmer frame?

Your car has probably got eczema and needed a good scratch,

Classy Warrington fans, very classy.

I'm sorry, but I just howled at that last line

But the original context, to quote Alan Partridge..."Scum, sub-human Scum"