British rugby and footy fans have some pretty good terrace humour, I reckon. Some of it highly politically incorrect of course, but still good.

Without wanting to go too 'offside' here, what are the best efforts you've heard?

Was always amused by the Simpsons-referencing Wire chant about Graham Appo:
"He's quick, he's smart, he runs the Kwik-e-Mart,
APPO! A-PPO!"

North Stand chants at Leigh are legendary !!!
*& very, very, naughty*

Jamie Jones
Jamie Jones
Jamie, Jamie Jones
He's got no song
Coz his name's too long
Jamie Jones-Buchanan

Posh Spice is a slapper
She lives on beans and rice
And when she's s******g Beckham
She dreams of Leon Pryce

Bulls fans singing about ex-Leeds Chev Walker
"He used to be sh*te, but now he's alright"

Let’s all shop at Tesco’s whilst throwing thousands of Tesco carrier bags on to Central Park was my favourite. When a supermarket saved Wigan from going bust lol

Leigh fans to Wigan's "I'd rather be a pastie than a pie "

Remember that well, bags tied Together and strung across the stanchions.

May be same day as Jamie Mathious outrageous prop forward dummy and try.

Remember some song leeds away at Hull (possibly sharks days) something like “your crap just like harbour lights” Flopped Nick Berry tv comedy drama.

I think we have 4 or 5 songs just about poor old "Wiggin"

To the tune of The Adam's Family ......

They're dirty & they're smelly
They come from Ince & Whelley
They can't afford a telly ......
The Wigan Family !!!

*other lyrics contain reference/inference to Wigan family incest* & so forth.

I do like the one Salford had for Kopczak (no idea whether his other clubs used it)

To the tune of Top Cat

Kopczak!! The boy from Eccleshill
Kopczak!! His name is hard to spell
We know it starts K-O-P-C
What comes next we think it's a Zee

Sorry, that's rubbish Uncle Rico.

You've got six fingers, we've only got five from the Trinity fans to our friends at the Jungle