Quote tad rhino="tad rhino"dear jeremy kyle, 
i am 14 and pregnant and my parents don't know. 
they haven't met my boyfriend. he is 32 and married. he is bisexual and HIV positive. 
he deals in drugs, carries a gun and lives in a squat. 
he is just out of jail and likes animal porn. 
my problem is, how do i tell my parents he is a castleford fan?'"
I got the joke the other day except it wasn't a Castleford Fan at the end... 
